Chief taste recorder Lomgarlen Flertumpov Miltonark Hmph bears the scars of many missions hunting down the most interesting and scrumptious radiation signatures in the cosmos. That is to say, he bears no scars whatsoever. The Lom have skin composed of ferromagnetic liquid. You can’t cut liquid, and liquid cuts don’t scar. But make no mistake, Hmph has been in many a scrape… no, that doesn’t work, either. Hmph has been through a lot. Solar eruptions, the passive-aggressive waterfalls of Rigel VII, the transdimensional stomachs of a Thalosian space cow… and yet, the only thing that ever scared him was Terran microwave popcorn. Exploding food. It just doesn’t seem right.